Sunday, January 29, 2012

Doily booties - 'nuff said

Today I found many things that offended my style sensability. However, I couldn't settle upon any one thing until I came across these shoes. They are mod podged. That's right - mod podged.

For that alone they are offensive. But it gets worse. They are a black ugly platform bootie mod podges in a purple doily. They look almost like they have a crocheted cover put over them. And the poster even suggests that you can do pink for Valentine's Day! Since I am single and Valentine's Day in general makes me ill, these shoes would probably kill me.

The DIY website that shows you how to make these shoes says they are a "statement piece". They are definitely making a statement to me - "the wearer of these shoes need a fashion intervention. Even Clinton and Stacey couldn't help her."

Now without further  ado - purple  doily  booties 


Do you love them? If so please don't tell me. I couldn't bear it. 
 

3 comments:

Unknown said...

Words fail me. Which literally has never happened before.

Regina said...

You know I love purple, but yeah, these are hideous.

Monica said...

omg. those speak volumes. a friend led me to your blog - - and i *may* become addicted and stalk you. if so, i apologize in advance. ;o)